Stupid sluts on VH1′s “Rock Of Love Bus” w/Brett Michaels

Man, what a bunch of skank slut bitches on that show. This one fucking whore bitch named Brittany Star (ex-porn star) makes the most ridiculously ugly faces when she cries, and says shit like “don’t hold my past against me.” (which coincidentally, is one of the stupidest phrases ever said)…seriously, people who say they don’t judge someone by their past, well, they’re just fucking ignorant as all shit. What else are you supposed to judge someone by? Their future? Fuck no, you judge people by their history.

Oh that’s just Jeffrey fucking Dahmer, don’t hold his past against him!” — see how fucking retarded that shit sounds? Give me a break. OF COURSE you need to judge people on their past… but anyway, I got off topic there a bit.

So this low-IQ Brittany Star bitch doesn’t want people to judge her because she was a porn star…whatever, you’re a fugly skank whore bitch, and I’ve determined that simply by watching you on VH1, so i’m not holding your slutty past against you.

Also, I think the black chick is a tranny (voice sounds that way, anyway). I’d probably hit it, hoping a giant schlong isn’t hidden in there somewhere.

THe Brazilian chick is kinda hot, and the chick named “Beverly” (i think?) with dark hair is kinda hot, but probably still a skank.

“Surfer, Dude” starring Matthew McConaughey

rented this new release from Blockbuster a couple days ago because I saw Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson on the back of the DVD, so I knew there would be weed in the movie. Not the greatest movie in the world, but I liked it OK, considering I was smoking some really good reefer while watching it. Here is what Netflix says:

Laid-back Steve Addington (Matthew McConaughey) lives his dream life as he tours the globe, catching the best waves in every hemisphere. But when he returns to Malibu, things change: The good waves have disappeared, and to his great dismay, they don’t return all summer! Soon, Steve begins to question his existence, searching for meaning in his life with no waves to ride. Woody Harrelson and Willie Nelson co-star in this comic romp.