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HBO’s “Right America: Feeling Wronged” Documentary

Wow…seriously, fuck HBO and their bias. Does HBO think we’re stupid? I am pretty liberal, but I hate the such obvious bias that HBO portrays. To top it off, the documentary was done by Alexandra Pelosi, the ignorant daughter of Nancy Pelosi, one of the leaders of our country! Unbelievable.

The entire film was about Alexandra Pelosi interviewing crazy people in the south…and that’s just what she did. Why not show the video of retarded Obama voters? No, we won’t ever see that on HBO…and by the way, I am an Obama supporter.

Anyway, fuck Alexandra Pelosi and whoever edited the film to make southerners look bad. Are there shitty people in the south? Sure, there are a few, but there is mostly good, friendly, hard working people in the south. Pelosi obviously picked a dumbass to interview that has “No To Socilism” written in magic marker on his white t-shirt. She also interviewed drunk people at a NASCAR race. She picked these people because she has an agenda. Sure, you know she interviewed other more intelligent people, but chose only to show the idiots, to support her own opinions.

The most intelligent person she showed was a black man fom Mississippi who Pelosi asked about racism after she encountered an ignorant white man who used the “N” word. The black man told her: “Like there’s no racism in Chicago, no racism in Los Angeles or New York. You come all the way from New York to interview a white boy that used the word “nigga” and then gonna put it on HBO to try to make Mississippi look bad…like they don’t say ‘nigga’ or ‘coon’ up there in New York. Like they don’t say ‘cracka’ or ‘honkey’ out in L.A. You should be ashamed of yourself, Miss Liberal!”

Dude, that guy is smart. He obviously isn’t fooled by Alexandra Pelosi’s bias agenda. He lives in the south and he loves it, and he doesn’t want to see outsiders putting it down.

World’s Longest Fingernails…LOL @ this nasty old skank lady.

Seriously, this lady looks a disgusting old hag. My apologies if it is your grandma. Evidently she was in a car crash and broke some of her fingernails. Good. How did this bitch ever wipe her ass? Pick her nose? Fuck that…how the hell did she put on that sweater in the photo below?

longest_fingernails_01Here is the original story:

An American woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world’s longest fingernails has had them broken off in a car crash.

Lee Redmond from Salt Lake City, Utah, had not cut her nails since 1979.

Their combined length was more than 28ft (8.5m), with the longest nail – on her right thumb – measuring 2ft 11in (89cm), Guinness said.

longest_fingernails_02Ms Redmond suffered serious injuries in the crash, but is expected to make a full recovery.

A local newspaper, the Deseret News, said she was a passenger in a sports utility vehicle (SUV) at the time of the accident.

Her nails were “damaged beyond repair”, according to the Guiness World Records website.

The company said she had been a “fantastic ambassador” for them, and that her nails had been “a fundamental part of her life and unique character”.