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Customs Agents Seize 316,000 Bongs Disguised as Christmas Ornaments

Posted by smoker on 19th November 2009

From: FOX News (link)

LOS ANGELES — Customs officials say they got a surprise when they found 316,000 glass bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments at the Los Angeles harbor.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Thursday that agents found the highly decorated drug pipes in 860 boxes shipped from China. The cargo, estimated to be worth more than $2.6 million, had been described as glass figures and Christmas ornaments.

The bongs were seized Tuesday at the Los Angeles/Long Beach port complex.

Customs spokeswoman Cristina Gamez says the importer remains under investigation and there have been no arrests.

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Attn Idiots: Don’t Deposit Your Weedsack To The Bank Teller

Posted by smoker on 7th September 2007

From the North-Central Illinois News Tribune:

Thursday, September 06, 2007
Peru man gives bank teller more than just coins
By Jeff Dankert
perureporter@newstrib.com
An unusual transaction Wednesday at a Peru bank left a teller holding a bag of pot.
The customer, Jeremy E. Camatti, 17, of 600 Plum St., Peru pulled up to the drive-through at about 11 a.m. at Amcore Bank, 2022 Fourth St., Peru police said.
In an automatic drive-up tube, he placed $11.60 in coins to be cashed in, and mistakenly, a cellophane wrapper containing cannabis, and sent it to the teller. A bank employee called police.

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Attn: Idiots – Do Not Tell Cops You Have Weed

Posted by smoker on 6th September 2007

From The Boston Globe

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

By Andrew Ryan, Globe Staff

A pair of freshmen at Northeastern University learned a tough lesson before classes even started this semester, when one of them allegedly leaned out the window of his dormitory and yelled something regrettable in earshot of plainclothes police officers.

“If you’re looking for weed, my roommate Ferrante has some for sale,” Michael R. Emery yelled, according to a release issued today by the Suffolk district attorney’s office.

The sales pitch, made Sunday to a fellow student out a second-floor window at the Hemenway Street residence hall, got Emery, 18, and his roommate, Matthew J. Ferrante, 18, in a lot of trouble. After their room was searched and officers found a bevy of marijuana, smoking accessories and liquor, the pair was arrested, arraigned, and apparently thrown out of school.

“I can tell you that they are no longer students here at Northeastern,” said Laura Shea, a school spokeswoman, who declined to comment further.

According to the release from prosecutors, police went to the second floor of the dormitory after hearing Emery yell and found the door open. In plain view was a bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a shot glass, and a plastic baggie of marijuana. The officers knocked and identified themselves to Emery, of Haverhill, and Ferrante, of North Andover.

As they spoke to the teens, police spotted another bag of marijuana and a glass pipe. The officers read the students their rights and received permission to search the room, according to the release. The search yielded eight small bags of marijuana, a larger bag containing three to four ounces of marijuana, hundreds of clear plastic baggies, and a Triton T2 digital scale. The officers also found a grinder, a bong, $1,045 in cash, bottles of Malibu rum, Smirnoff Twist raspberry vodka, and Southern Comfort, and a vaporizer, a device that uses heat to release marijuana’s intoxicating chemicals but does not burn the plant.

Outside the window of their room, the students had rigged a pulley system that had been designed to raise and lower items from the room directly overhead. It was not immediately how the students were using the pulley system, prosecutors said.

Emery and Ferrante were arraigned Tuesday in Roxbury District Court and charged with possession of a class D substance with intent to distribute in a school zone, possession of alcohol by a minor, and conspiracy to violate the state’s drug laws. The teens were released without bail and are scheduled to return to court Oct. 24.

A message left at Emery’s parents home was not returned. Reached by phone today at his parents home in North Andover, Ferrante said: “I do not want to talk about it.”

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Michigan police officer calls 911 because he thinks he OD’d on marijuana brownies.

Posted by smoker on 14th May 2007

buwahahaha! get a load of this cop!

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070510/NEWS02/705100450

Dearborn lets cop quit without a drug charge in marijuana brownie case

Dearborn police declined to pursue criminal charges against an officer last year, even after the cop admitted to taking marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, cooking it up in brownies.

Then-Cpl. Edward Sanchez was allowed to resign from the department, but he was not charged with a crime. He declined to comment Wednesday.

His wife, Stacy Sanchez, admitted to police investigators that on another occasion she removed cocaine from her husband’s police cruiser — drugs purportedly earmarked to train police dogs — and used it during a three-week binge. She, too, has not been charged criminally. Dearborn Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with Free Press reporting partner WDIV-TV Local 4 saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

The decision not to charge Sanchez upset Dearborn Councilman Doug Thomas, who said the department’s inaction sends the wrong message to the public.

“If you’re a cop and you’re arresting people and you’re confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that’s bad. That’s real bad. That’s like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself.”

He promised to investigate.

“It doesn’t add up here,” Thomas said. “If he was allowed to resign with no action, he can apply for another police position. There’s all kinds of ramifications.”

The department’s investigation began with a bizarre 911 call from Sanchez’s home in Dearborn Heights. On the night of April 21, 2006, a panicky Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

“I think we’re dying,” he said in the 5-minute tape, obtained under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act.

“We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do,” Sanchez continued.

He told the dispatcher he had never made marijuana brownies before, but had previously used marijuana.

Then, he asked the score of the Red Wings game on television that night, explaining, “I just want to make sure this isn’t some type of, like, hallucination that I’m having.”

When later questioned by police investigators, Sanchez said his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping, and she told investigators she tricked him into eating a pot-laced brownie.

“Cpl. Sanchez was insistent that he would never ingest marijuana or any narcotics intentionally,” an investigator wrote.

But in a subsequent interview, Sanchez acknowledged he fetched the marijuana from his car, put it in the brownie batter, and ate the brownies.

Sanchez also said he took the marijuana “off the street from unknown persons,” investigators wrote.

“I questioned him in detail about how many times and what types of narcotics he seized without arrest,” the report said. “He was adamant that he only seized marijuana, and it was on a few occasions. Cpl. Sanchez stated that it had been over a year since he seized this marijuana and that the marijuana was taken to train his K-9,” or drug-sniffing dog.

Wayne State University criminal law professor David A. Moran said Sanchez’s behavior was problematic — as was the Police Department’s decision not to charge him.

“An officer has a duty to enforce the law and if an officer finds someone in possession of illegal narcotics, he has a duty to seize the narcotics, arrest the persons … and properly dispose of the contraband if no charges end up being filed,” Moran said.

Moran said it is a criminal offense in Michigan for officers to fail to perform their duties.

“It is not as unusual as it should be for the police to look the other way when an officer commits an infraction, but this is a lot worse than the average police officer speeding a little bit,” Moran said.

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No, I be concubinin’

Posted by smoker on 19th March 2007

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2239213.html

Six babies on the way – with six women

A music producer told a US court he has six children on the way – all with different women.

Ricky Lackey was asked by a judge how many children he had during sentencing on an attempted theft charge.

Lackey, 25, of Cincinnati, told Hamilton County Judge Melba Marsh: “None, but I have six on the way.”

“Are you marrying a woman with six children?” asked the confused judge.

“No, I be concubining,” he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey’s lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.

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No, I be concubinin’

Posted by smoker on 13th March 2007

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2239213.html

Six babies on the way – with six women

A music producer told a US court he has six children on the way – all with different women.

Ricky Lackey was asked by a judge how many children he had during sentencing on an attempted theft charge.

Lackey, 25, of Cincinnati, told Hamilton County Judge Melba Marsh: “None, but I have six on the way.”

“Are you marrying a woman with six children?” asked the confused judge.

No, I be concubining,” he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey’s lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.

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