First Beard

I was a young lad desperate to look like a slightly older lad.

Mexican Basketball Association: Juan on Juan

Does Mexico have an official basketball league? And if they did, would the players wear sombreros as they dribbled down the court? My guess as to the answer of those questions would have to be "Huh?"

Where My Dogs At?

Everybody knows that the cutest dogs are orange flavored.

Go Ape: Hans Guitar Solo

Rockin' out ain't like dusting crops, boy.by Go Ape Shirts

I'd Fuck Me

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the pimpest of them all?

Four Figures

This may not seem a lot, but let's just say one of them is "9."

someecards: Blast My Pecs

Buy this shirt a size too small to make it more believable!

someecards: Designated Driver

He's three casks over His Majesty's legal limit... of nine casks.

What Does It Mean?

Man has spent years pondering the mysteries of the Double Rainbow. Specifically one man, one very weird man with a camera and a YouTube account.

No Star: Keep The Dream Alive

If God wanted us out of bed before noon, he wouldn't have scheduled "What's Happening!!" re-runs at 3AM.

Missouri Loves Company

Damn this shirt looks fuckin' good. Doesn't it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan are football rivals and the New York Yankess are hated by, well, the other 49 states in the Union. But, overall, we get along pretty well as neighbors. And that's why I like this shirt- everybody wins.

Beards: They Grow On You!

As a big fan of puns, I must admit that this is one of the best I've seen. But this shirt goes beyond a simple joke- it's a proven fact. Buy this shirt for a friend with or without a beard. Because laughter is universal!

Prose Before Hos

And here's another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you've been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you're smart and clever while making sure she knows you've got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you.

New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico

Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. Now it's time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt...

South Korea's Got Seoul

I'll be the first to admit there were some pretty awful shirt ideas tossed out the night we thought of this gem. I mean, terrible stuff. Like "North Dakota likes it on top," "Gettin' Lucky in Montana" or other stuff that wouldn't even make it on a koozie sold in a truck stop gift shop.

Hungry Hungry Hippo

When we were tossing around how this obviously brilliant shirt idea would manifest itself on a piece of fabric, Jake suggested that the hippo should be leaning over a toilet vomiting white marble balls. I'm glad we didn't go with that.

Santa is Coming!

You better watch out, you better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is coming (to town!). See, you're the pervert- not us.

Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment

Gently unroll the condiment all the way down to the base of the sandwich. If you don't get it on the first time, throw the condiment away and start again.